Otaku's Story #7: The Reason

Cara-cara nak slim...

Tajuk ini adalah tajuk aku punya presentation masa di GEMS dulu. Hari ini aku rasa macam nak berkongsi cara-cara nak menjadi slim secara semulajadi tanpa menjejaskan diet. Aku masih lagi mengamalkan cara-cara ni dan Alhamdulliah, aku punyer berat belum pernah melebihi 50 kg dan tiada masalah kesihatan yang kronik. Ok, aku mungkin agak kurus bagi seorang yang mempunyai ketinggian 173 sm dan aku memang tengah cuba menambah berat badan (belum berhasil). Jadi, apa yang anda perlu lakukan untuk jadi slim seperti saya…?

OTAKU'S STORY #6: LOVE COMPARISON

OTAKU'S STORY #5: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

OTAKU'S STORY #4: NO DIFFERENT

OTAKU'S STORY #3: SICKNESS

Makan dan lari

Gambar skadar gambar hiasan shaja , xde kaitan dgn story aku ni. 

Makan dan lari, atau dalam bahasa inggeris nya 'Eat and Run'. Ni kes makan pastu xbayar and terus cabut lari... Aku pernah alami kes macam ni. Tp ni bukan kes makan dan lari yg biase.

Letter of Application rejections

Leman Sameon
Human Resourse Manager
Company Besar
55555 Selangor


Dear En Leman,


APPLICATION REJECTION

Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Company Besar's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,
 
Lelaki Sejati 

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